Dear Men,
I’m cutting you off for now. It’s not you, it’s me.
(Just kidding. It’s you.)
Nobody’s perfect, and when it comes to relationships we give and we take, right?
(In that way, you’re very giving. Just not in a good way.)
I thought we should at least try to stay friends because you’re a good person.
(But you’re still being a douche.)
We are just too different.
(My tolerance level is lower.)
You don’t get it when I’m mad at you.
(Which lately is…90% of the time.)
Men, I’m cutting you off.
(No, I am not a lesbian.)
Love,
Sarah